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Ivan Stang Explains the Church of the Subgenius

Ivan Stang explains The Church of the subgenius at Mogoloid-A-Palooza on December 8th, 2007 at 12 Galaxies in San Francisco.

A Special Message to Anonymous From the Church of the Subgenius

Hello, legions of Anonymous. We are the Church of the subgenius. Over the years, we have been watching you. We were there when you were born amid the festering pits of 4chan, ebaum’s World, and Something Awful. We were there when you took down Hal Turner. We were there when you became a force to be reckoned with. We were there when you declared war on the Church of Scientology. With the introduction and acceptance of Anonymous into mainstream media, your actions to expose the world to abnormality, anti-censorship, individuality, rebellion, dissent, and outright pornography have come to our attention.

The Church of the SubGenius and Anonymous do seem to be a good fit for each other ! Praise Bob !

Church of the Subgenius and J.R. Bob Dobbs on Night Flight TV Show

Night Flight, the original late night music video tv show, launched in 1981. it was the introduction for most of us to a subculture, punk, and all things bizarre.

The Brag of the SubGenius

A classic SubGenius rant to be repeated as an affirmation roughly ten times daily. Do this for ten years and something very interesting will occur !

SHUT UP OR STAND UP!

A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.

"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!'

Link: The Brag of the SubGenius.

Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival

Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival
On Nov. 10, 2007, inside a huge rented Methodist church building in Baltimore, Ministers in The Church of the SubGenius enjoyed a Slack-packed devival with four bands and seven preachers, all in the name of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. Rev. Ivan Stang herein presents the sermon known as “SubGenius 101,” which covers “Bob,” Slack and The Conspiracy for the uninitiated