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How to Cook Crack Cocaine

Hey Crackheads ! For whatever reasons this page now brings in thousands of hits a month from people searching on Google for how to cook crack, how to cook cocaine into crack, how to make crack, how to cook cocaine into crack and how to make crack cocaine.

I am not sure if people leave with what the came looking for. See the picture posted was originally thought of by me as humorous and a joke, but i also guess it is vaguely factual, never having cooked crack myself im not too sure, but some people in the comments seem to think they know better. Either way i will keep it up because i find the whole situation hilarious, i would tell you to be careful, but if you are searching on the internet for instructions on how to make crack, well, whats the point!

Also feel free to leave a comment ! 

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How to Cook Crack

Finally ! An easy to use , step by step, DIY illustrated guide to making everyone’s favorite cocaine derivative … Crack !

Enjoy the comments, preserved for all the inanity and irreverence that they bring to this community.

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34 Comments

  1. kilo c says:

    u garbage as nigga real coke cookers know whip that shit up and urs is some text book ass bullshit how bout u teach niggas how to strech a 62 to an 83 or a 125 into 163 if u dont know wat the fuck im talkin bout u need a new connect or need to get

  2. kilo c says:

    fuck off the net bitch

  3. Real hustla says:

    Yo dumb ass y the fuck would you show ur face? you got to be the worlds dumbest hustla…. Stupid ass mafucka…. Hit da streets and get fuckin 10 yrs for a ounce of yak. Dumb bitch

  4. ohh says:

    Real gangsters eat strawberry-vanilla ice cream with their rocks.

  5. The Mayor says:

    What the fuck is this shit? What do u niggas think this game is a joke? Don’t be paint shoppin u cookin weak shit and bloggin it on the net. Stupid muthafuckaz get they brains blown out everyday for playin around with this shit. And 1ne more thing, real hustlers don’t show their faces to the world and give out weak ass instructions for wannabes.

  6. BV says:

    @kilo c
    i cnt whip 4 shit. 4 some reason i keep gettin even!!!! i need that game.

  7. BV says:

    yeah you got that work but you workin 4 them people. y else would a bitch nigga post his face on da net. and for da record,dat shit you posted gnt fuck a nigga out his chalk if he dumb enough to try it.

  8. Toy Babi says:

    @kilo c
    Holla at me

  9. KayBreezyBabi says:

    Yall Niggaz Shitted on stop hatin on a nigga Damn step yall damn swaqqup haterz make me so fuckin sick now a dayz damn.!!!! i see you my nigga keep doin what you doin pimpin.!!:)

  10. SeekTruth says:

    Is this foo serious??!ONLY A TEASPOON TO A ZIP??..you gonna stay with young money baby (keep the change)…and this nigga put his face on here!! WOW FAM you a dumbass (most likely dropout) who is most likely gonna get got frontin on the block! Learn how to shake work like a grown man and get’cho ass the fuck off the internet wit this garbage..

  11. wicked joker says:

    you straight fucced up cuz

  12. meik says:

    lmfao dick head cookin in a frien pan… talkin bout popin bubbles n shit… lmao he said put it in the freezer… dick head!!!! u add bake wit the cook add water.. boil 4 5 min add ice cubes whip it in a counter clock wise motion put more ice cubes and add cold water!!!!!

  13. Raseilord says:

    I bet all yall niggas found this shit da same way.
    By googling “How to cook crack”
    So all yu shut da fuck up an stop tryin be gangster on thee
    internet.

  14. Idothis really says:

    What is this NIGGA, A bred Loser. Quit smokin ya shit cuz its making u make fucked up decisions.

  15. YoungMolla says:

    Well I guest everybody got der stupid days but some shit don’t make no sense being stupid should b a crime sometimes.

  16. xD says:

    You’re all fucking idiots. This nigga ain’t even cookin’ real crack. He’s basin the shit. Fuck all that. What a broke ass.

  17. Snow Roc says:

    You niggaz crazy… you guys all suck dick

    sorry.. you gots pubes on yo head

    smellzya

  18. kenneth says:

    Instead of cooking crack, why dont you cook up some good ole fried chicken. It would be alot less harmful to society. If you have to make a living selling something, then why don’t you sell some ass.

  19. Jennifer Livingston says:

    Thank you so much for this step by step guide! I can’t wait to make home made crack!

  20. snow_man70380 says:

    you stupid fo real the game is to be sold not told i hope your stupid ass get life for being so stupid

  21. nh hustla keep hustlin niggas says:

    stupid ass nigga puttin his face cookin crak on the web ahaa ma niggas under me no wusup

  22. pennylover says:

    YOU JUST CANT FIX STUPID….

  23. i hate niggers says:

    u guys are are all niggers dont make crack grow weeed and sell that get that flowing in the streets

  24. lvmyweed says:

    Helloooo. that ain’t crack. that was set up by da police dept so that people would fuck up their product. they laffin they asses off probably. homeboys eyes lookin like da squirrel in dat movie “over the hedge”…lmao

  25. pyrex_emperor says:

    ROFL @ the e-thugs pretending to be black commenting on this post…

    this is a definition of a real hustla! now go sell that crack out there son! BURR!!!!

  26. Punch Kids says:

    As sad as it is , this is currently the most popular page on my website. Try looking around a bit more folks, you will find other things a lot more interesting than how to cook crack cocaine.

  27. grode kislavello says:

    Fucking love that crack

  28. barrack obama says:

    I love crack

  29. Jacktown,Ms says:

    Wtf! U cant be serious! How u cook n a fryn pan! An were da fork! Wer da scale? So u jus eyeballed it! Cum let me cook u pac up! Lol! I can get suoa rich off u! An how da fuck u turn it into pieces y its cookn! I hope dis was a fuckn joke!

  30. jackmeoff says:

    this is some great shit all you mother fuckers are crazy i love it crack too

  31. jackmeoff says:

    moderate this

  32. Yogi says:

    Ayo dum ass nigga u fuked up me n my boy wleshy run da streetz we Finna pop u one day

  33. leeroy jenkans says:

    needs more watermelon nigger

  34. Richniggashddbishrichniggashdd says:

    Lol

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