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Robert Anton Wilson: Rare Unearthed Interview From the Ancient Year of 1991!

Unearthed: RAW interview 1991 Awesome, brilliant, insightful, humorous. Praise BOB !

The Brag of the SubGenius

A classic SubGenius rant to be repeated as an affirmation roughly ten times daily. Do this for ten years and something very interesting will occur !

SHUT UP OR STAND UP!

A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.

"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!'

Link: The Brag of the SubGenius.

Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival

Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival
On Nov. 10, 2007, inside a huge rented Methodist church building in Baltimore, Ministers in The Church of the SubGenius enjoyed a Slack-packed devival with four bands and seven preachers, all in the name of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. Rev. Ivan Stang herein presents the sermon known as “SubGenius 101,” which covers “Bob,” Slack and The Conspiracy for the uninitiated