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Church of the SubGenius
Minneapolis TV News Report on Church of the Subgenius
“During the Slack Crusades tour, a TV station invited us by their studios so they could whup together a little weirdness-interest story for their entertainment news. Their report on The Church of the subgenius was LONGER than their report on Morris Day’s comeback! WE’RE BIGGER THAN MORRIS DAY!! Not as big as carbon monoxide, the big lead story. But… we’ll change that. This 1-minute clip mostly shows I, Stang ranting at the cameraman, but it’s… all twirky looking, and there are also shots of Circus Apocolypse in action, and a Dr. Legume cameo. The bracketting Pinkness is of course what makes this special. The news-pink mentions Jimmy Swaggart at the end.”
The Brag of the SubGenius
A classic SubGenius rant to be repeated as an affirmation roughly ten times daily. Do this for ten years and something very interesting will occur !
SHUT UP OR STAND UP!
A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.
"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!'
Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival
Rev. Ivan Stang at Baltimore SubGenius Devival
On Nov. 10, 2007, inside a huge rented Methodist church building in Baltimore, Ministers in The Church of the SubGenius enjoyed a Slack-packed devival with four bands and seven preachers, all in the name of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. Rev. Ivan Stang herein presents the sermon known as “SubGenius 101,” which covers “Bob,” Slack and The Conspiracy for the uninitiated
