Introduction: The Holy Trinity is not guidebook or simple recommendations. These are not casual suggestions to be taken lightly. These are hard and fast rules that will lead you to the eternal shining light of the kingdom of Gronkdom where you will be gifted with the glorious ecstasy and drink from the fountain of eternal DUD.

Boozin – True boozin is accomplished with the use of aluminum cans, possible substitutes can be any high powered motor oil, rocket fuel, ether or a brand of fermented drink that contains over 50% alcohol by content. Fighting Cock Bourbon and Black dot rum are perfectly acceptable. In a pinch Berry Estates or Sunnyvale cask wine is an acceptable substitute. If these are mixed together in an old VB Can they are believed to create an elixir containing healing properties. Boozin must carry on for many days, but as soon as liquid hits the lips Boozin has begun, it can only be interrupted by …

Snoozin – This is when one has been Boozin for so long that the body needs to convert all the stored up boozin power into its full Jackaloon potential in a process that is similar to photosynthesis in a plant. After a full session of snoozin you will awaken and be far more capable of reminiscing the shabliss and being an adept and getting amongst it. Hints of Gronkdom can be noticed around the edges of reality if you pay close attention. The culmination of this energy then allows one to begin …

Floozin – Now the cycle of Boozin and Snoozin is underway Floozin is the natural by product. This is when time is spent in the company of a Floozy of the opposite sex. This does have the magical properties of also making you a Floozy. Where upon you have achieved the BOOZIN , SNOOZIN and FLOOZIN Triad.

The above must be practiced for many years with the patience and determination of a Zen Monk or you will never be successful.

Boozin, Snoozin and Floozin is not a way of Life, It IS life.

Patron Saints: GG Allin , Uncle Haders (IS THAT YOU?),

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